Wishes, greetings, poems and sms for birthday

Birthday... Happy Birthday ... Wishes ....

Funny Birthday wishes - Birthday wishes sms, birthday poems, funny wishes for birthday

50th Birthday Messages

The years between fifty and seventy
are the hardest.
You are always being asked to do things,
and yet you are not
decrepit enough
to turn them down.

21st Birthday Messages

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Now that you're legal
The first round is on you

25th Birthday Messages

Wow, you're twenty five.
Can't believe your still alive.
Congratulations,
you've made it to a quarter of a century.
Happy Quarter of a Century!

30th Birthday Wishes

Don't think of it as your 30th Birthday
It's really the 10th anniversary
Happy 30th Birthday.
of your 20th Birthday.

On your birthday, let me wish you

On your birthday, let me wish you plenty of joy,
I know you're too old, but I still bought you a toy!

A birthday wish, do you truly deserve

A birthday wish, do you truly deserve?
For next year, you might have to reserve.

I hope your birthday is absolutely Splendid

I hope your birthday is absolutely Splendid,
When I open my mouth, your guests might get offended!

The only reason you hate your birthday

The only reason you hate your birthday
is because people give you odd gifts,
scary cards with weird messages in them,
and because you're getting older.
Anyway, Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you
You live in a zoo
You look like a monkey
And you smell like one too

40th Birthday SMS Messages

What most persons consider as virtue,
after the age of 40
is simply a loss of energy.
Happy 40th Birthday!

13th Birthday Messages

Welcome to the teens.
You're not a kid anymore.
Happy Coming of Age.
Happy 13th Birthday.

18th Birthday Messages

I cried on my 18th birthday.
I thought 17 was such a nice age.
You're young enough to
get away with things,
but you're old enough too.